Yes, this is right. I woke up w/ "sweet tits" this morning. Man, as weird as it is I love saying that!
So last night was Halloween, and in the madness of the night I managed to take a normal sized CRUNCH bar(non of that mini Halloween candy crap) from a fellow Halloweener while standing in line at a Pizza joint. I took a bite of the candy and proceeded to hide the rest in my bra under my dress. Yes, this guy was kinda mad cause he knew I took the candy, and the stubborn girl I am I kept denying it. If it wasn't in my hands, well, that meant I didn't have it, right?
Cut to 6hrs later, hung over, dehydrated, and not feeling to hot, well...my candy bar was hot. It was hot, sticky, and melted to my chest. Yep, that's right, I went to bed w/ my dress on, my bra on, and the candy bar in my bra. I woke up w/ a warm and sweet chocolate sauce on the BOOBIES.
Literally, I had SWEET TITS!
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So this is what I missed this Halloween. NICE.
ha ha ha! oh yes, but there was so much more!!!
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