No time for "Reindeer Games"

Okay, I'm getting a bit fed up. DB just comes out of the woodwork and chats me up like, oh I don't know, nothing has happened. WTF??? You can't just appear and disappear whenever the hell you like, not w/ me. Not cool man, not cool!!! So out of nowhere he's wants to know how I am and what I've been up to, and if it's time to hook up again. Ummm, yah dude, it's totally time to get it on, cause you know, I have nothing better to do than be desperate and to just sit around and wait for when you want something from me. Yep, that's totally it. Who the hell does he think I am??? Apparently it hasn't sunk into his thick skull that I am bigger than life. I am way too independent and strong willed for this Mother F***er. And I am damn straight up sick of these "Reindeer Games" he wants to play. Sorry A**hole, but it's not about you anymore, and NO we are not gonna make out anytime soon. Seriously, what the hell is that all about? Go "F" yourself w/ sandpaper, mkay! And while you're at it, forget about me please. Thank you.